Condom Nation

“Condom Nation.” Realist. January-February 1987.


[Excerpt]

Separate sex education classes are being planned for the children, and textbooks will be provided free of charge by the makers of the Cabbage Patch Dolls. The parents have invited the stork who originally brought them their bundles of joy to serve as a guest lecturer, and Attorney General Meese, whose recently-released report on pornography is being sold in brown paper wrappers at Christian bookstores, will give a special workshop on The Joys of Censorship.

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